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Dark humor. Bold tees. No apologies.

Twisted, clever, and brutally funny — our shirts say what others won’t.

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Reg Lewis 

6h ago

Wore my GainAura tee to a funeral.
Got dirty looks. Got compliments. 10/10 experience.

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Charles Jones 

12 day ago

Lost my job after wearing it to work.
Zero regrets. New job’s better anyway.

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Matthew Ramirez 

9h ago

Mom said she’s disappointed in me.
Told her it’s GainAura’s fault. She ordered one too.

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Mark Thompson 

12h ago

Wore my GainAura shirt.

Now my Tinder matches are way hotter and way more dangerous.

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